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A couple of nice turning machining photos I located:

“Limited Edition Prints by Damien Hirst: Thr-ser, 2012 (1-inch woodcut spot)” / Paragon Press / Art Basel Hong Kong 2013 / SML.20130523.EOSM.04002.SQ

Image by See-ming Lee 李思明 SML
Woodcut spots from Damien Hirst. This series require no introduction. Each and every print is an abstract representation of a biochemical compound, expressed as a spot colour from circular wood cuts.

It is tough for me to talk about Damien Hirst. On the one hand, I see a gifted and quite talented artist who produces brilliant functions. On the other, an artist-turned-factory who has become so commercialized that he would need to have to come up with all kinds of techniques to pump up performs to please the high demands for his perform.

Andy Warhol likes to say that “making cash is art, and working is art and excellent organization is the ideal art.” But I tend to have a difficulty with art developed purely to make cash. Mondrian’s early performs are brilliant and full of ideas, but the Mondrian after he has becoming the darling of his times left tiny to be desired.

These “limited edition prints” is probably the worse of this trend—making swift bucks in the art market place, every asking approximately four-thousand pounds on today’s market. I have no doubt that these performs are important to supporting the artist’s livelihood and hence makes it possible for him to be the richest living artist in Britain.

Art to me is pure magic, but in these performs I see nothing at all but a money-producing machine disguised as one thing fine but has no soul except the greed inside.

Damien Hirst
Thr-ser (1-inch woodcut spot)
2012
Woodcut
55 editions
Hand signed and numbered

A series of woodcut printed on 410 gsm Somerset White textured paper. Signed by the artist on the front and numbered on the reverse in an edition of 55.

# Damien Hirst

Damien Steven Hirst (born 7 June 1965) is an English artist, entrepreneur and art collector. He is the most prominent member of the group recognized as the Young British Artists (or YBAs), who dominated the art scene in Britain for the duration of the 1990s. He is internationally renowned, and is reportedly Britain’s richest living artist, with his wealth valued at £215m in the 2010 Sunday Occasions Wealthy List. Throughout the 1990s his career was closely linked with the collector Charles Saatchi, but rising frictions came to a head in 2003 and the connection ended.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damien_Hirst

# Paragon Press
www.paragonpress.co.uk/
6 Wetherby Gardens
London SW5 0JN
United Kingdom

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Cinema MACHINE. Riverside

Image by Donatas Grinius
2011 06

DIPLOMA Function
VILNIUS GEDIMINAS TECHNICAL UNIVERSITY
Place: NEW YORK, Extended ISLAND CITY
Kind: PUBLIC Creating

The theaters
All theater screens are turned to Manhattan and they rotate on a horizontal axis. Visitors can appreciate the fascinating skyline prior to the film starts and individuals from Manhattan can see the screens open and close.

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Some cool custom China machining service images:

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A computer security breach at Northwest Florida State College (NWFSC) has the Department of Education and the Division of Florida Colleges racing to keep affected students informed about the state of their personal information.
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The growing menace from these "Advanced Persistent Threats" is detailed in a report unveiled today called "Chasing APT." In an interview at the Black Hat security conference here, Joe Stewart, director of malware research at Dell Secureworks Counter Threat Unit, said that over the last 18 months he’s been monitoring attacks designed to steal data from organizations around the world.

Two primary groups, in Shanghai and Beijing, appear to be behind the attack operations, he said.
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Threat from new virus-infected emails which take over your PC even if you DON’T open their attachments
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Cyber attack: The new attack can infect PCs even if people DON’T open email attachments – leaving even savvy web users vulnerable to attack

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By ROB COLE
Last updated at 7:46 AM on 2nd February 2012

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2094982/Threat-ne…

A new class of cyber attack is threatening PCs – emails which infect PCs without the user having to open an attachment.

The user will not even be warned this is happening – the only message that appears is ‘loading’.
The email automatically downloads malicious software into your computer from elsewhere the moment a user clicks to open it.

The mails themselves are not infected – and thus will not ‘set off’ many web-security defence packages.
Security experts say that the development is ‘particularly dangerous’.

‘This sort of spam also affects cautious users which would never open an unknown attachment or link,’ say security experts Eleven Research Team.

Previous generations of email-borne viruses and trojans required users to click on an attachment – often an office document such as a PDF.

The new emails – dubbed ‘drive-by emails’ – have been detected ‘in the wild’ by computer researchers Eleven Research Team.

This driveby spam automatically downloads malware when the e-mail is opened in the e-mail client,’ says Eleven Research Team.

‘Previous malware e-mails required the user to click on a link or open an attachment for the PC to be infected.’

More…

…..Sony CEO Sir Howard Stringer steps down as company braces for fourth year of net losses

…..Mind-boggling! Science creates computer that can decode your thoughts and put them into words

The new generation of e-mail-borne malware consists of HTML e-mails which automatically downloads malware when the e-mail is opened.’

‘This is similar to so-called driveby downloads which infect a PC by opening an infected website in the browser.’
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The current wave of emails arrive with the title ‘Banking Security Update.’

To stay safe, the security company advises switching all security settings in email software to maximum, and updating your browser to the latest version so it’s protected against malicious software.

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…..item 2)…. CNET News … news.cnet.com … CNET News Security & Privacy …

Watching the crooks: Researcher monitors cyber-espionage ring

Good guys are keeping an eye on large espionage and botnet campaigns that are stealing corporate secrets from government and private industry and money from peoples’ bank accounts.

by Elinor Mills
July 25, 2012 2:00 PM PDT

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LAS VEGAS — Researchers have uncovered a huge amount of malware and registered domains being used by criminals linked to China who are conducting cyber-espionage on a wide range of government, industry, and human rights activists.

The growing menace from these "Advanced Persistent Threats" is detailed in a report unveiled today called "Chasing APT." In an interview at the Black Hat security conference here, Joe Stewart, director of malware research at Dell Secureworks Counter Threat Unit, said that over the last 18 months he’s been monitoring attacks designed to steal data from organizations around the world. Two primary groups, in Shanghai and Beijing, appear to be behind the attack operations, he said.

The groups were using more than 200 unique families of custom malware. They were also using more than 1,100 domain names registered solely to serve as command-and-control servers or to send spear phishing messages targeting specific workers within a company to entice them to open a malicious e-mail attachment or Web link. No one is safe with carefully crafted and targeted messages, Stewart said.
"You have to to have that kind of paranoia to know anything you get that is unsolicited is suspicious," he said. Companies should consider opening any unsolicited attachments and links, even from people who are known and trusted, in a virtual machine or a sanitized workstation in which an infection can be isolated.
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This graph shows the confirmed espionage malware samples researcher Joe Stewart has been monitoring. The blue dots are malware, the yellow dots are Domain Name System names, and the purple dots are subdomains. Click the image to see a larger version.
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Targets include Japanese government ministries, universities, municipal governments, trade organizations, news media, think tanks and manufacturers of industrial equipment. "Now it’s not just a limited set of targets," Stewart said. "It’s anybody who has a competitor."

Stewart also found a private security organization in Asia, but not in China, that’s conducting a powerful cyber-espionage operation against another country’s military, while also offering security services and so-called "ethical hacking courses" as part of its legitimate business. He wouldn’t name the company.

Attackers are using a tool called HTran to disguise the location of their command-and-control servers and a new piece of malware called "Elirks" that uses a microblogging service called Plurk as a first-stage command-and-control server.

Related stories

…Global cyber-espionage operation uncovered
…China linked to new breaches tied to RSA
…Report details successful China-based cyber-espionage

Meanwhile, another SecureWorks researcher has done a deep dive into the Zeus Gameover malware campaign and found 678,205 infections — including in 14 of the 20 Top Fortune 500 firms — making it one of the largest financial botnets around. The operation, believed to be based in Russia, uses the Cutwail spam botnet to send out spam to trick people into clicking malicious links and to recruit money mules in the U.S. and Europe, according to a report on the malware.

Once a computer is infected, the malware enlists an arsenal of tools to stay in stealth mode and get as much financial data from the victim as possible, said Brett Stone-Gross of the Dell SecureWorks Counter Threat Unit. It uses Web Injects when it detects a victim visiting particular e-commerce sites to display a pop up window via the browser that prompts for sensitive information such as social security number and credit card number.

It also uses infected machines to launch Distributed Denial-of-Service attacks against financial sites after money has been pilfered from bank accounts so that victims can’t reach the site to see if their account is OK. Its peer-to-peer infrastructure makes it impossible to shut down because there is no central command-and-control server running it.

Topics:Vulnerabilities and attacks Tags:cyberwarfare, botnets, hacking, cyber-espionage, security, malware Elinor Mills

Elinor Mills covers Internet security and privacy. She joined CNET News in 2005 after working as a foreign correspondent for Reuters in Portugal and writing for The Industry Standard, the IDG News Service, and the Associated Press.
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Hackers swipe data from former Bright Futures recipients
Computer security breach at NWFSC compromises 200,000 students’ personal information

11:01 PM, Oct. 24, 2012 |

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A computer security breach at Northwest Florida State College (NWFSC) has the Department of Education and the Division of Florida Colleges racing to keep affected students informed about the state of their personal information.

It is still unknown and it had not been announced whether or not former Florida State University students were affected by this security breach.

Florida State University Technology Services representatives told the FSView they were unable to speak to reporters about the security breach as it relates to FSU students.

Northwest Florida State College is still in the process of investigation.

“We want to be sure that we fully understand the situation and provide accurate information to those impacted,” said Florida College System Chancellor Randy Hanna in a statement. “While some of the contact information is dated, we will be trying to reach every student whose records may have been captured.”

Florida State students, however, remain weary of internet privacy in wake of the breach.

“It’s definitely very scary,” said Florida State University student Robin Harvey. “We live in a world were hackers can easily crack into our computers and collect our personal information, and that’s worrisome.”

According to NWFSC’s website, an internal review conducted earlier this month by the University revealed a breach in the their computer system that occurred sometime between May 21, 2012 and Sept. 24, 2012.

The college reported that over 3,000 of their current, past, and retired employees had their personal and financial information stolen. Nearly 76,000 Northwest Florida State College current and former students’ personal information was also compromised.

“We speculate this was a professional, coordinated attack by one or more hackers,” said Northwest Florida State College President Ty Handy in a memo that, according to an article by Gary Fineout of Associated Press, went out to employees of the university on Monday.

Students and faculty with ties to the University weren’t the only one’s affected, however. On a more widespread level, the Department of Education reported that hackers may have also swiped the personal records of approximately 200,000 Florida students that were eligible for the Bright Futures scholarships for the 2005-06 and 2006-07 school years. The personal data stolen could have included information about a students gender, birthday, social security number and ethnicity.

According to an article by Tallahassee Democrat writer Travis Pillow, the Florida Department of Education has been trying to track down all 200,000 students, sending out a mass email last week from the state’s Office of Student Financial Aid.

In the email, the NWFSC was said to be “working closely with local, state and federal agencies to determine the extent of the breach.”

As a graduate of the University of Florida and one of the 200,000 affected former students, Pillow said he had received the email early saturday morning.

“I never applied to Northwest Florida College, I never attended the university, and I’ve never even been there–I’m a graduate of the University of Florida,” said Pillow. “But through the colleges’ systems [hackers] accessed the identities of everyone within the pool of bright futures scholars during those two years, not just students at Northwest Florida College.”

According to the email, all postsecondary institutions in the state of Florida receive this private eligibility information every year to “ensure funding is available for students regardless of the institution of enrollment,” which would explain why students at other universities were affected.

“As the Department suggested to in their email, I placed a fraud alert on my own accounts,” said Pillow. “The most important thing right now is to check credit reports and monitor potential uses of your account.”
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At the Canyon Park Collision lot on Commercial Blvd, another senseless tragedy is on display as a not so subtle reminder of how dangerous driving can end, literally.

Chadwick — Magic Brain Calculator (It was built in Japan) …item 3.. LCSO: Deputies Arrest Man for Stealing Scrap Metal  — a total of 5,650 pounds of metal from the fenced lot owned by Grimes.  (January 11, 2012) …

Chadwick — Magic Brain Calculator (It was built in Japan) …item 3.. LCSO: Deputies Arrest Man for Stealing Scrap Metal — a total of 5,650 pounds of metal from the fenced lot owned by Grimes. (January 11, 2012) …

Check out these plastic China machining company images:

Chadwick — Magic Brain Calculator (It was built in Japan) …item 3.. LCSO: Deputies Arrest Man for Stealing Scrap Metal — a total of 5,650 pounds of metal from the fenced lot owned by Grimes. (January 11, 2012) …

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The Magic Brain Calculator was a device used many years ago (mabye 1950’s) to solve maths problems. It requires you reset it to all zero’s to begin with and after a bit of practise you can solve many types of mathematical calculations.

Clearing the device is just a matter of pulling the metal bar at the top of the machine and pushing it back in. Calculations of up to 8 digits can be performed such as addition, subtraction and multiplication. There are no details on if this device can divide although I am sure the brainy ones among you could work that out.

The system works by using the stylus to drag the columns of numbers either up or down depending on the calculation you are performing. By doing this, and in the right order the numbers at the top will eventually give you the answer you need.
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www.irememberjfk.com/mt/2008/10/the_magic_brain_calculato...

Perhaps the name of the gadget featured in today’s I Remember JFK memory will ring a bell, perhaps not. But I’ll bet that one glance at the graphic will make you go "Oh, yeah!"

I wish I had my usual researched piece to offer you as far as where the Magic Brain Calculator came from, and its manufacturer, Chadwick. But there just wasn’t a whole lot I could find out. But what little I did glean, I hereby share with you.

A Boomer kid’s options for help in making mathematical calculations on the go in the 50’s and 60’s were pretty few. There were slide rules, which were only for the geeky. My oldest brother, who was in college, had one, but I had no idea how it operated.

Then there was the Addiator, manufactured by Addiator Gesellschaft in Berlin, beginning in 1920. They were sophisticated little hand-held mechanical calculators, but not terribly cheap, and once that nasty Nazi uprising took place, not freely available. But by the time WWII was over, they were back on the market, but still not real cheap.

But in the 1950’s, the Japanese factories began cranking out a low-priced version of the mechanical adding machine. Chadwick was the name of the enigmatic company that manufactured them, and they appear to have slid out of sight without leaving a trace behind.

But they did leave a legacy of thousands of Magic Brain Calculators. Durably made from high-impact plastic and aluminum, probably every one of them still exist in their original form, although many are now buried in landfills, awaiting future archaeological discovery.

The little calculators sold for a couple of bucks in dime stores, and were found in many a Boomer home in the 50’s and 60’s. For that matter, many are still buried in various present-day junk drawers, as they were virtually indestructible, and flat enough to live quietly buried by pens, pencils, and paper clips.

I know that we had one in our house. Seven-year-old I was baffled by its actual usage. Did I mention that math is NOT my strong suit? But that didn’t stop me from enjoying playing with the gizmo for hours nonetheless, inserting numerical values, running mysterious calculations, and pulling the wire handle up to clear everything.

If you too were stumped by how to make the Magic Brain Calculator do addition, subtraction, and even multiplication and division, this site has the original scanned instructions. Very cool!

The sheer indestructibleness of the Magic Brain Calculator, combined with its inobtrusive nature, ensures that many thousands still exist. At presstime, there were several on eBay with .95 opening bids, and one particularly nice model, with stylus intact, was going for .99 with just over a day left.

So if you Boomers still employed in an office want to impress the young punks you work with, pick up a Magic Brain Calculator from eBay, or possibly just dig your own out of the junk drawer. Read the linked instructions and practice making actual calculations, Then, at the next staff meeting, whip out a few figure faster than the youth can get their calculator-equipped cell phones to wake up!
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Budgeting Your Money

Certified financial planner Bruce Hagan talks about making a budget and sticking to it.
Posted: 6:31 PM Sep 9, 2011
Reporter: Angela Howard
Email Address: angela.howard@wctv.tv

www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/Budgeting_your_Money_129559738...

THE FOLLOWING IS AN INTERVIEW WITH CERTIFIED FINANCIAL PLANNER, BRUCE HAGAN:

REPORTER: We often hear of the need to create a written budget for our family finances. Exactly what is budgeting and why is it important?

BRUCE: Budgeting is the process of keeping up with where your money goes. It requires you to analyze your current situation, determine your goals, and develop a written plan against which you’ll measure your progress. It’s important because it helps you plan, track, and control the inflow and outflow of your income.

REPORTER: I would think almost everyone budgets to some extent, but do most people actually develop a written plan?

BRUCE: Some people are meticulous about it and others would rather walk through broken glass barefooted than have to take the time to formalize a written plan

REPORTER: Assuming we opt for the former, what are the steps?

BRUCE: The first two steps give you a snapshot of your present financial situation: First you gather all the data that makes up your financial history. Secondly, you use that information to do a cash flow analysis which is simply adding up all sources of income and subtracting all expenses. If you come up with a positive number you’re earning more than you’re spending. If it’s a negative number you need to make some changes to avoid losing more ground financially.

REPORTER: If it’s a positive cash flow is that the end of the process?

BRUCE: No because to the extent you can make cash flow more strongly positive, you’ll be able to save for upcoming needs and investments. Step 3 is to define your financial objectives. Step 4 is to create a spending plan to achieve them. Step 5 is to periodically monitor your progress against the plan and make adjustments as needed. And since life changes, you will need to make adjustments.

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This is easy, money in , money out, where it goes, where you can cut. Save. Live with in your means.

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…..item 3)…. WCTV News … www.wctv.tv/floridanews … Updated: 10:54 AM Jan 11, 2012
LCSO: Deputies Arrest Man for Stealing Scrap Metal

On January 3, 2012, the Leon County Sheriff’s Office responded to 1351 Aenon Church Road, Leon Iron & Metal, after William Grimes discovered a large amount of scrap metal had been stolen from his property in the 4700 block of Capital Circle.

Posted: 10:54 AM Jan 11, 2012

www.wctv.tv/floridanews/headlines/137093703.html

January 11, 2012 –

On January 3, 2012, the Leon County Sheriff’s Office responded to 1351 Aenon Church Road, Leon Iron & Metal, after William Grimes discovered a large amount of scrap metal had been stolen from his property in the 4700 block of Capital Circle. Grimes had located uniquely shaped and sized pieces of metal, including metal brackets that he had custom made.

Deputies were able to determine that the metal had been sold on January 2, 2012 by 32 year old Jerimee Hatcher. By working closely with the staff at Leon Iron & Metal, detectives were able to confirm that Hatcher had stolen a total of 5,650 pounds of metal from the fenced lot owned by Grimes.

On January 10, 2012, detectives were able to locate Hatcher in the 3000 block of Tharpe Street and interview him. Hatcher was taken to the Leon County Jail.
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Even on … Those Days.
There will inevitably be one of, well..,
Those.Days.

[CAUSE AND EFFECT:]
Those days when you wonder if this is what those T.V. psychiatrists always seem to refer to as "disassociation,’ or perhaps even more accurately, an "acute psychotic breakdown."
Those days that we never expect, yet, incredibly, (unfortunately), virtually all human beings will have one or more of Those days.
Those days when you walk into your office expecting that double chocolate birthday cake.
Yet, much to your utter shock and jaw-dropping, heart-stopping horror, you’re met with dumbfounded stares – blankly and unblinking just like that cute little blond co-worker staring past you (or perhaps, through you?) . . .
She almost appears to be making sounds with her mouth, her big blue eyes appearing to have been holding back oceans now breaking free, although she doesn’t seem to care- or notice – as her corneas are now drowning in a sea of water that might very well be the infinite source of saline – she’s saying something… something… – lay-offs, FBI Interviews, lie detector tests, bankruptcy, and such. You slowly do an uneven 360 degree rotation, feeling the cold clammy pre-vomit symptoms quickly knotting your gut and working diligently and quite efficiently upward toward the diaphragm, and you swallow as hard as you can in hopes of choking back any projectiles – which would sadly consist of this morning’s Sara Lee Fat Free muffin and that and rather healthy dose of quaker’s oatmeal. The accountant comes running toward you as you instinctively take a step backwards, she stops short, wailing something about the end, "This is THE END!!" After her choking sobs were more manageable you were able to make out a little bit…
Something about the CFO embezzling all of the company assets, the investors, the pensions, the retirement, even the petty cash and the quarters unfortunate enough to be left unsupervised in the vending machine, "EVERYTHING!" Her shrieks trail off into whimpers for a moment, but like a tide gathering strength, the choking, hyperventilating, nose running unceremoniously down her pudgy red face, gathers strength once again…
After 15 minutes of careful lipreading, hugging, and firm shoulder shaking, you learn of His last possible sighting: Somewhere near Krakow, Poland; playing Texas Hold Em’ with a group of 8 foot embittered pro-Stalin, ex-soviet military men waiting with baited breath for anyone to provide them the opportunity to work out their personal anger issues with their current political views as well as their new tenured posts guarding the perimeter encompassing a well-known and lovely region most commonly called Chernobyl.
Those Days.
Still in shock staring blankly at the empty road ahead, you receive a phone call. Your son didn’t know that that giant chocolate bunny was bad for the kitty.
Your kitty.
"Mommy? How long do I have to leave this icky red stuff in my hair to make it look like yours? It’s starting to burn…!"
You were just about to ask your little loved one to repeat that last part, when you notice a disturbingly familiar and distinctive sound couple by bright lights that are flashing red and blue.
"What seems to be the problem Officer?"
"80 miles per hour?" "Really?" "In a 40?" (Gasp!) "A School Zone!"
"I’m sorry? What..? Phone?"
"Oh! [insert sheepish giggle] you mean this cell phone?"
"Inspection?" "That’s impossible! It couldn’t have been over a year-" stop. Damn stickers!
"They used to be transparent!"
45 minutes later, clutching 5 crispy new citations so tightly, you notice with no satisfaction that your bitten-to-the-nub nails have been digging some impressive holes through that wretched, foul-smelling carbon paper. The fifth ticket was for insubordination after you tell Officer Pursey what else seems to be a bit puckered as well. Despite his interjections, you were able to also remind him of what a sad excuse for a job he must have, picking on hard-working middle class citizens while there are grown men and women selling crack to kids on the street corners and how could he live with himself???
As you can see, one can never predict one of those days . . .
One must act quickly and decisively and take drastic measures in order to have the slightest chance of maintaining even the most precarious, desperate grip on that sad, thin, weathered thread of sanity remarkably similar to that which you are clawing and grasping for – any shred of mental cohesion to cling to.
[THE RULES:]
First of all, when in a rural environment such as this one, you must scream as loud as you can and bang on your steering wheel until your palms are throbbing. Sometimes it is even necessary to allow the head to slowly find its way onto the steering wheel, resulting in a shrieking noise that may cause the local canines to react in a rather agitated manner, but that’s fine. Just let the horn go, the noise will eventually drown itself out. Next, the helpless exhaustion should naturally give way to a dawning sense of indignation. This will happen rather quickly so prepare yourself to brush away any tears, mascara trails, and beware of any unintended shards of plastics or glass that may have been damaged during the end-of-the-world tantrum.
Thankfully, this horrific despair and painful psychic asphyxiation will rapidly give way to your new friend:
Fury. Rage.
A Seething cauldron of fuck-this-fuck-you-fuck-it-all-don’t-even-think-of-cutting-me-off-because-i-will-bludgeon-you-with-these-q-tips kind of all-consuming anger that flows hot and fast through your entire body. That 230 pound trucker that had intended on China cutting you off takes one look into that cold empty stare and instinctively knows that this is one of those times when concessions are in order.
And Here, ladies and gentlemen, a photo is born. Who knew what that Toyota 4-cylinder hybrid sedan was really capable of until now? Although you may still be mostly(?) lucid, you’ve lost just enough of that annoying trait commonly referred to by the layperson as, "good judgement."
Before you know it, those Angus Cows are merely blurs in your peripheral, adrenaline-filled darting glances, you note an odd sensation that is reminiscent to barreling down those hilltops on your mother’s best cookie sheet after the first snow as a child. Ah, yes, that is the hydroplaning. No matter, friction is overrated.
What better way to salvage what’s left of this wretched, god-forsaken, nail-in-the-head, day than this?
You should have thought of this before!
What the hell, may as well take a picture. It could turn out kinda cool.

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*No cows, children, CFO’s, accountants, vending machines, felines, Toyotas, or law enforcement officials were actually harmed in the making of this photo. This sad day and its unfortunate series of events are entirely fictional, although there can be no guarantees as to the psychological wellness of the prefrontal cortex responsible for the creation of said events.*

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Jewlarious Satire – When I was 17 years old, a Protestant high school classmate told me that her mother recommended that she marry a Jewish man. Why? “Because they’re responsible, they have good, professional jobs, and they won’t beat you.”

Jews are not only good for women to marry, they’re also, as we know, good for businesses in general. In the Southern California area, A Nice Jewish Boy Moving and Storage Company has been in operation since 1985. And if there’s anyone that knows about relocation, it’s we Jews.

The number one reason people buy kosher is for food quality (62%).

Lately, a number of new food and drink companies have placed Jews on their radar. Those companies are becoming increasingly interested in kosher, as they find it a powerful marketing tool. According to a new report by market research firm Mintel, the number one reason people buy kosher is for food quality (62%). The second most common reason is “general healthfulness” (51%). And the third is food safety (34%). Only 1% said they purchase kosher foods to follow kosher religious rules.

Realizing all this, food companies have been eager to cash in on the strong and growing U.S. market for kosher food and drink. And they have. According to Mintel, the growth in sales of kosher products – up 41 percent from 2003 to 2010 and projected to grow an additional 23 percent in 2013 – owes less to the popularity of keeping kosher or to new products than to existing products becoming certified by major kosher certifiers such as OU Kosher, Star-K Kosher, and COR.

As one example, synagogues are increasingly organizing events around whiskey, and whiskey makers are reaching out to the Jewish market. One such whiskey maker, Whiskey Jewbilee, has obtained official kosher certification for its bottlings. It recently drew a crowd of 250 to its tasting at Manhattan West Side Institutional Synagogue.

One wonders about how many new and established companies will decide to target this vibrant kosher foods and drink market – and exactly what their marketing campaigns might be. Perhaps the following might be representative of what we could be seeing one day in our increasingly expanding kosher foods and drink universe.
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— Kosher Jerky

Ask any fan of kosher cuisine what the one food he or she most wishes was available in kosher format and you’ll invariably get the same response: “Jerky!” Each cow-shaped package of Jerome’s Jewlicious Judaic Jerky has been thoroughly inspected and certified by a CKJI – a Certified Kosher Jerky Inspector who once was a cowboy and before that a butcher. And when you think of it, what puts a bigger smile on the face of a hungry young child coming home from school than a heaping hunk of hearty Hebraic hide? Remember – “If it’s not Jerome’s, it’s not jerky.”
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— Orange Jews

No, this is not members of the tribe who’ve stayed on the tanning bed too long. It’s simply America’s favorite breakfast juice, from organic oranges grown and picked by Jews for Jews. After it’s been certified kosher, the juice is poured into containers in the shapes and images of the characters from the musical “Fiddler on the Roof.” The gallon-size Tevye container is anticipated to be the most popular. But you’ll also enjoy serving and pouring your Orange Jews from the Golde, Tzeitel, Hodel, Chava, Yente, Perchik and Lazar Wolf containers. Orange Jews – “There’s a little bit of l’chaim in every glass.”
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— Fortune-chokes

We all love artichokes. We all love fortune cookies. It was only a question of time until some enterprising person created a fortune artichoke – the Fortune-choke. Inside each kosher artichoke is a Jewish fortune. Qvell to such life-enhancing fortunes as, “Your daughter’s about to marry a doctor,” “You should only live in comfort and security for the remainder of your days,” and “Don’t worry – the doctor will let you know it’s benign.” Three deluxe Fortune-choke versions will be available: 1) The artichokes are dyed the blue and white colors of the Israeli flag. 2) A Marc Chagall painting will be silk-screened onto the artichoke. 3) A sound chip will be inserted so that when you cut into the heart, it will play selections from “Yentl.”
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— Jewcy Fruit Jewing Gum

The Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company introduces the first Semitic companion to its mega-popular Juicy Fruit Gum – Jewcy Fruit Jewing Gum, the world’s first kosher gum. Just as the old Bazooka Bubble Gum used to have little comics included inside its wrapping, Jewcy Fruit will contain Torah commentary by the great Jewish sages of history. Finally, with every chew, you can feel confident that you’re chewing a gum that’s been prepared in a strictly kosher fashion. Available in a variety of flavors, including pastrami, kugel, lox, matzhoh brei, and herring in cream sauce. Also available – a silent version for chewing in shul.
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— McDicksteins Fast Food Restaurant

It’s only a question of time until an international kosher fast food restaurant chain appears. Most likely, it will pattern itself after the current fast food king, McDonalds. At McDicksteins, you’ll no doubt be able to order a Big Moishe burger with non-dairy cheese, a KinderMeal with accompanying tchatchke, some crispy Jerusalem Fries, and a Seltzer Shake. Ad slogan: “I’m qvellin’ it!”
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— Jewvioli

We all love ravioli. Well, most of us do. There is this one guy in North Dakota who could take it or leave it, but he’s always been a contrarian. But I digress. Jewvioli, the world’s first certified kosher ravioli, has not only been inspected by the kosher certifiers, but also has scenes from Moses’ parting of the Red Sea printed onto each ravioli square. And the sauce? Put it this way – there’ll be no qvetching after tasting the first mouthwatering bite of the Next Year in Jerusalem-covered Jewvioli. And if there is? Don’t give them any fortune-chokes until they finish their Jewvioli.
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by Norene Gilletz | May 23, 2013 in Recipes

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Summer is a terrific time to explore the great outdoors. Home gardens, roadside farm stands and farmers’ markets are overflowing with a wide variety of fresh vegetables and fruits that are ripe for the picking.

Simple suggestions to make mealtime preparations a breeze:

• Serve foods that can be enjoyed cold or at room temperature and require no heating. To prepare salad greens ahead of time, wash well, cut in bite-size pieces and spin dry in a lettuce spinner. Wrap them up in either paper towels or tea towels, place in a large Ziploc bag and refrigerate. The towels will absorb any excess moisture and the greens will stay fresh and crisp for a week.

• Grilled vegetables taste terrific either hot or at room temperature. My favorites include portobello mushrooms, chunks of red and yellow peppers, zucchini and onions tossed with a little olive oil, balsamic vinegar, minced garlic, salt and pepper. They only take about 10 minutes to cook on a hot grill. They are excellent as a side dish, or in wraps and salads.

• Grill/barbecue extra steaks, hamburgers, chicken and fish. Let cool, then wrap individually and freeze extras for another day. They can be thawed and heated quickly in a microwave and will taste as if they just came off the grill.

• Your slow cooker is ideal when the weather is hot. Assemble ingredients the night before in the insert of your slow cooker, cover and refrigerate overnight. In the morning, place the insert into the heating unit and set the timer. Go out for the day and enjoy the sunshine. When you return, dinner will be done!

• Watermelon Ice Cubes: Cut watermelon flesh into 1-inch chunks and discard any seeds. Puree in a blender or food processor until smooth, pour into ice cube trays and freeze.

• Freeze fresh fruits such as berries, peaches, nectarines and kiwi. They’re perfect to have on hand for making refreshing smoothies. No need to thaw the fruit first—just toss them in the blender or food processor with a little orange juice, milk or yogurt and process until thick and frothy. If necessary, add a little honey or sugar to taste.
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— GAZPACHO
Yields 6 servings

No cooking required! Gazpacho is a classic Spanish soup made with ripe tomatoes and other summer vegetables. This uncooked chilled soup is very refreshing on a hot summer day and is a wonderful thirst-quencher. Be careful not to over-process the vegetables.

… 1 English cucumber (do not peel)
… 1 green or red bell pepper, cored and seeded
… 1 medium onion
… 6 firm, ripe tomatoes, cored
… 4 cloves garlic
… Juice of 1/2 lemon (or 2 tablespoons lemon juice)
… 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil or canola oil
… 1/2 teaspoon chili powder
… 1 tablespoon fresh minced basil (or 1/2 teaspoon dried)
… 1 tablespoon salt (or to taste)
… 2 1/2 cups tomato juice
… Additional chopped vegetables and basil for garnish

Cut cucumber, bell pepper, onion and tomatoes into 1-inch chunks. Insert steel blade in processor bowl. Process cucumber with quick on/off pulses, until finely chopped. Transfer to a large bowl. Repeat with green pepper, onion and tomatoes, adding each in turn to the mixing bowl.

Drop garlic through the feed tube while the machine is running and process until minced. Add lemon juice, oil, chili powder, basil and salt. Add half the tomato juice and process until smooth.

Add juice mixture to chopped vegetables along with remaining tomato juice. Adjust seasonings to taste.

Ladle soup into a serving pitcher, cover and refrigerate several hours or overnight to blend flavors.

Serve chilled. Garnish with additional chopped vegetables and basil if desired.

Note: This keeps about a week in the refrigerator.

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— BRUSCHETTA
Yields about 8 servings

This easy and healthy appetizer tastes best when fresh tomatoes are in season. The tomato mixture also makes a terrific topping for grilled fish, chicken or burgers.

… 1 clove garlic
… 1/4 cup fresh basil leaves
… 4 firm, ripe tomatoes, cored and quartered
… Salt and pepper to taste
… Dash of cayenne pepper
… 2 to 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
… 1 tablespoon lemon juice (preferably fresh)

Crostini
… Eight 1-inch slices French or Italian crusty bread
… 2 additional cloves garlic, cut in half

Insert steel blade in processor bowl. Process 1 clove garlic with basil until minced.

Add tomatoes and process with several quick on/off pulses, just until coarsely chopped. Do not over-process.

Season with salt, pepper, oil, lemon juice and cayenne. Process with 3 or 4 quick on/off pulses, until tomatoes are coarsely chopped. (Can be prepared in advance and refrigerated.)

Crostini: Toast or grill bread slices on both sides until crisp and golden. Rub 1 side of bread slices with cut garlic. Brush lightly with remaining olive oil.

Shortly before serving, top each crostini with some of the tomato mixture. Serve immediately.

Note: Recipe doubles easily. Tomato mixture keeps 2 to 3 days in the refrigerator. Don’t freeze.

Dairy Variation
Bruschetta is also delicious topped with grated mozzarella, Swiss, Monterey Jack or Parmesan cheese. Broil briefly before serving. These are perfect as a light main dish when served with a big garden salad.

Chef’s Secrets:
Use any kind of tomatoes you have on hand. Italian plum tomatoes (Roma) have less seeds and juice, making a thicker mixture.

Choose tomatoes that are vine-ripened, firm and heavy for their size. For best flavor, store tomatoes at room temperature, not in the refrigerator. They will keep 4 to 5 days.

Tomatoes are packed with lycopene, a cancer-fighting antioxidant that gives tomatoes their bright red color. When tomatoes are cooked, more of the lycopene becomes available.
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— GRILLED MEDITERRANEAN CHICKEN SALAD
Yields 6 servings as a main dish

This scrumptious meal-in-one-salad is packed with vitamins, minerals and phytonutrients. Instead of basil, you can easily substitute other dried or fresh herbs such as rosemary, oregano or thyme.

… 6 skinless, boneless, single chicken breasts
… 3 red bell peppers, cut in quarters
… 6 large portobello mushrooms, stems discarded
… 1 package (10-ounce) mixed salad greens
… 1 medium red onion, quartered and thinly sliced
… Salt and freshly ground black pepper
… 1/3 cup toasted slivered almonds, for garnish

Dressing
… 1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil
… 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
… 3 cloves garlic, minced
… 2 tablespoons minced fresh basil (or 1 teaspoon dried)
… 1/2 teaspoon salt
… Freshly ground black pepper

Dressing: In a small bowl, whisk together oil, vinegar, garlic, basil, salt and pepper. Place chicken breasts in a resealable plastic bag and add 1/4 cup of the dressing. (Refrigerate remaining dressing.)

Marinate chicken for at least 30 minutes or up to 48 hours in the refrigerator. Turn bag over occasionally to coat chicken on all sides.

Preheat grill. Brush peppers and mushrooms with 3 tablespoons of the reserved dressing. Grill over indirect medium-high heat, China China Turning once, for about 8 to 10 minutes.

Grill chicken breasts over indirect heat until juices run clear and meat is no longer pink in the center, about 8 to 10 minutes (4 to 5 minutes per side). Discard any leftover marinade from the chicken.

Remove chicken, peppers and mushrooms from the grill and transfer them to a China cutting board. Cut into 1/2-inch wide strips. (Can be prepared up to a day in advance and refrigerated until serving time.)

At serving time, combine salad greens and red onion slices in a large bowl. Drizzle with reserved salad dressing and toss well. Season with salt and pepper.

Transfer salad mixture to a large serving platter or individual serving plates. Add grilled peppers and mushrooms. Top with sliced chicken and sprinkle with almonds.

Serve chilled.

Variation
Substitute 12 boneless, skinless chicken thighs for chicken breasts.
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— CONFETTI QUINOA SALAD
Yields 8 servings

Quinoa is high in protein, cooks quickly and is gluten-free. It makes an excellent alternative to rice or couscous in salads and pilafs.

… 3 cups vegetable or chicken broth
… 1 1/2 cups quinoa
… 3/4 cup diced red onion
… 1 cup diced cucumber
… 1/2 cup diced red bell pepper
… 1/2 cup diced yellow bell pepper
… 1/2 cup diced celery
… 1/4 cup chopped fresh basil
… 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
… 3/4 cup dried cranberries
… 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
… 3 tablespoons orange juice
… 2 tablespoons honey
… Salt and pepper to taste
… 1/4 cup toasted sliced almonds or chopped pistachios, for garnish

Bring broth to a boil in a medium saucepan over high heat. Place quinoa in a fine-mesh strainer and rinse under cold running water for 1 to 2 minutes, until water runs clear. (Note: Some brands of quinoa don’t require pre-rinsing.)

Add quinoa to boiling liquid. Reduce heat to low and simmer, covered, for 15 minutes or until liquid is absorbed. Remove from heat and let stand, covered, for 5 minutes. Fluff with a fork. Transfer to a large bowl and let cool. (Can be prepared in advance and refrigerated.)

Combine quinoa with onion, cucumber, peppers, celery, basil, parsley, dried cranberries, olive oil, orange juice and honey. Toss to combine. Season with salt and pepper.

Sprinkle with nuts at serving time.

Note: This will keep 2 to 3 days in the refrigerator.

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Norene Gilletz of Toronto, Canada, is the author of nine cookbooks, including The NEW Food Processor Bible: 30th Anniversary Edition (Vancouver, Canada, 2011) and Norene’s Healthy Kitchen (Vancouver, Canada, 2009). She is a freelance food writer, culinary consultant, cookbook editor, lecturer and culinary spokesperson.

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Celebrate the environment and appreciate the fruits of the Land of Israel.
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Celebrate the bounty of Tu B’Shvat with these delectable, fruity recipes.

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On Tu B’Shvat, the New Year of the trees, we celebrate by indulge in delicious fruit. God created a beautiful world for our enjoyment. Thank Him for the vast array of gorgeous and colorful fruits that are so appealing and begging to be tasted. Whether you favor your fruit crunchy, juicy, sweet, tart, colorful there is a fruit to satisfy every taste.

Here is a selection of recipes that include fruits. They can be part of any menu
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— BULGUR SALAD WITH ORANGES, CASHEWS & FRESH HERBS

Look for bulgur in bags in the health food section of the supermarket (it is commonly available) or at a natural food store (both in bags and in bulk).
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Bob’s Red Mill Bulgur is a good brand of bulgur to use, but avail yourself of any variety found in your supermarket.

… 1½ cups medium or coarse bulgur
… 2 cups boiling water
… 1 orange cut in segments
… 1/3 cup fresh orange juice
… 2 Tbs fresh lemon juice
… 2 Tbs maple syrup
… 1 Tbs ground cumin (optional)
… 1 ½ tsp ground cinnamon
… 1 ½ tsp salt
… ½ tsp freshly ground black pepper
… 1/3 cup olive oil
… ½ cup raisins or craisins
… 4 green onions, chopped
… ¼ cup chopped fresh mint leaves or cilantro (optional)
… 1/3 cup roasted, lightly salted cashew pieces

In a bowl, combine bulgur and boiling water. Let bulgur soak in the hot water, covered, until softened, 10 to 15 minutes.

In a large bowl whisk together segments of orange, lemon juice, maple syrup, cumin, cinnamon, and oil until combined. Adjust seasoning with salt & pepper to taste. Add soaked bulgur, raisins, green onions, mint, cilantro, and oranges to dressing and toss well. Chill until ready to serve. Just before serving, stir in cashews.

Preparation time 20 minutes
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— SPECIAL SWEET POTATO AND GRANNY SMITH APPLE SOUP

Apples in soup? Some people might balk at the idea but this easy, heartwarming winter soup is a winner. Sweetness from the sweet potato combined with the tartness from the apple along with the spices balances the flavor of this soup beautifully.
1 large sweet potato peeled and diced.

… 2-Granny Smith apple
… 1 tsp cumin
… 1 large leek washed and cut into circles
… 1 tsp salt
… 1 tsp cinnamon
… 1 inch piece ginger (optional)

Place the diced sweet potato, chunks of apple and leeks into a 4 quart pot. Cover with water and cook for 30 minutes until all ingredients are soft. With a blender stick, puree vegetables and apples. Add the spices. Stir and simmer for 3-5 minutes. Adjust the soup by adding more or less water to get the desired consistency. Decorate each plate with some sliced almonds, or sliced banana (light green long thin) peppers. Serve hot with rice cakes or crackers.

Preparation time 15 minutes
Serves 6
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Chicken and rice cook together in a fragrant mix of traditional eastern Mediterranean flavorings. Serve with flatbread and a tossed salad dressed with lemon juice and olive oil.

… ¾ tsp (4 mL) salt
… ½ tsp (2 mL) pepper
… 3 lb (1.4 kg) chicken pieces, skinned
… 2 Tbs (25 mL) extra virgin olive oil
… 1 Tbs (15 mL) oil
… 1 onions, chopped
… 1 clove garlic, minced
… ½ cup (125 mL) slivered almonds or pine nuts/chestnuts
… ¼ cup (50 mL) craisins
… 1- ½ cups (375 mL) brown basmati rice or long-grain brown rice
… ¼ tsp (1 mL) ground allspice (optional)
… ¼ tsp (1 mL) ground cinnamon (optional)
… ¼ tsp (1 mL) ground cumin
… 1 cup (250 mL) chicken stock or chicken soup mixed with water
… 2 Tbs (25 mL) fresh chopped or frozen fresh dill (optional)

Sprinkle ½ tsp (2 ml) of the salt and pepper all over chicken. In large nonstick skillet, heat half of the oil over medium-high heat, brown chicken, about 10 minutes. Transfer to plate. In same pot sauté onion and garlic for 10 minutes or until brown; adding some oil if needed,. Stir in almonds, craisins and chestnuts; cook, stirring, until nuts darken, about 3 minutes. Add rice, allspice, cinnamon, cumin and remaining salt; cook for 2 minutes, stirring to coat grains.

Add stock and 1-1/4 cups (300 ml) water. Nestle chicken in rice mixture; bring to boil. Reduce heat to low, cover and cook until rice is tender and juices run clear when chicken is pierced, about 30 minutes. Remove from heat; let stand, covered, for 10 minutes. Fluff rice with fork.

Preparation time 30 minutes
Serves 8-10
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This beautiful dessert is a great finish to any meal. Especially on Tu Bishvat, it complements the theme of fruits herein presented. There is a special flan pan that has an indentation, which when inverted allows for the custard and fruit filling. It is available in most houseware or kitchen supply stores. It is a favorite with all ages.

… 6 eggs separated
… 1 cup sugar
… 1 ½ Tbs oil
… ¾ cup orange juice
… 1 package or 1 tsp vanilla sugar
… 1 cup flour
… ½ tsp baking powder
… Custard: 1 whipped cream + 1 vanilla pudding
… Fruit topping (Choose your favorite fruits such as strawberries, kiwis, pineapples, blueberries, tangerines.)
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… ½ cup sugar
… 1 ½ Tbs corn starch
… 1 cup orange juice
… 1Tbs sweet liquor

Preheat oven to 350°. Beat egg whites with sugar until stiff peaks form. In a small bowl, mix flour with baking powder and set aside. On a lower speed, add yolks, oil and orange juice alternating with flour and baking powder mixture.

Oil the flan pan very thoroughly in center and on all sides. Pour in the batter and distribute evenly. Bake for 20 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean.

Allow cake to cool while you prepare the custard. Beat the whipped cream with the vanilla pudding. Invert the cooled cake remove gingerly from the pan so it does not break. Pour custard into the center of the flan and cover with your choice of fruits.
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Glaze:

In a small pot, bring the orange juice with all other glaze ingredients to a boil, allowing it to thicken slightly. Smear the glaze over the fruits, for a nice effect. Fruit flan can be refrigerated up to a week.

Preparation 30 minutes
Serves 8- 10
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